Not a CEO. Not an influencer. Not grinding. Not hustling. Just here, existing magnificently, unbothered by your productivity culture.
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While you're checking emails at 6am, I'm rolling in mud. While you're optimizing your morning routine, I'm taking my fourth nap. You have a vision board. I have a trough. We are not the same.
Society told you to rise and grind. Nobody told the pig anything, and look how happy it is. There's a lesson there, but you're probably too busy scheduling a meeting about it.
Doing Nothing
Snack Break #47
Ignoring Responsibilities
"You call it lazy. I call it rejecting the capitalist expectation of constant productivity. Also I'm a pig. I literally cannot read your Slack messages."
Food is not a reward for productivity. Food is food. Eat it. Eat more of it. Nobody ever regretted a good meal on their deathbed.
Your "I'll sleep when I'm dead" mentality is why you look like that. Meanwhile, 14 hours of sleep and I'm glowing. Oink.
Why complicate it? The algorithm is simple. The system works. Disruption is overrated. Be the pig.